LHC amongst other things

http://xkcd.com/401/ - Cartoon about the LHC http://www.lhcountdown.com/ - countdown for the LHC The LHC (Large Hadron Collider) is a big machine built underneath the Franco-Swiss border.  It smashes up protons to find what’s inside of them, much like smashing clocks together to see how they work. Most people know about the LHC because the news says that [...]

Part Time Jobs

Why do I have to get a job?  Stephen Fry didn’t bother to get a job, and he turned out all right.  Me and Stephen have a lot in common, we’re both English, succesful and homosex – I mean we both know a lot. *shifty-eyes* Seriously though, the only place I’ve found so far that will [...]

Hello Friends and Pedophiles alike!

Having finished my exams and exhausting all other means of entertaining myself (and almost ripping my cock off due to sheer boredom) I decided to jump on the ‘ooh look at me I’ve got a blog’ bandwagon joining Alex “The Sexy Muppet” Booth and Neil “Neil” Andrew.  The smarmy bastards. Seeing as you’ve read this [...]